I WILL ARISE AND GO NOW Written by: Ogden Nash In far Tibet There live a llama, He got no pappa, Got no momma. He got no wife, He got no chillun, Got no use For penicilun. He got no soap, He got no opera, He don’t know Geritol, From copra. He got no songs, He got no banter, He don't know Hope, He don't know Cantor. Got no opinions Contraversial. He never hear TV commercial. He got no teeth, he got no gums, Don’t eat no spam, Don’t need no Tums. He love to nick him When he shave; He also got, No hair to save. Got no distinction, No clear head, Don’t call for Calvert; Drink milk instead. He use no lotions, For allurance He got no car And no insurance No Alsop warnings, No Reston rumor For this self-centered Nonconsumer Indeed, the Ignorant Have-Not Don’t even know What he ain’t got If you will mind The box-tops, comma, I think I’ll go And join that llama. | USTAJEM SAD I IDEM Preveo: Dragoslav Andric Cak u Tibet Zivi lama, Nema tata, Nema mama. Nema zena Nema deca, Jok mu treba, Streptomeca. Nema sapun, Nema plakar, Ne zna najlon, Ne zna bakar. Nema slager, Nema rok, Ne zna Presli, Bitls jok. Nema desni, Nema zubi, Ne zna pasta Pa u tubi. Voli sece Kad se brije, Bas ga kosa Briga nije. Ne zna sljoka Kao neko, Nema bonton, Pije mleko. Nema stampa I te stvari Nepostrosac To je stari. Taj sebicnjak Samo drema, Nema pojam, Ni sta nema Zato zarez, Kazem svim, Idem nadjem, Druzim s njim. |